My tailbone hurts

Why? Because of Hobbes. Also known as L.B. (Little Bastard).

That damn cat loves to run ahead of me whenever he sees me moving about the appartment. The effect of such blatant and utter stupidity is that he frequently gets stepped on. He doesn't like it, and screams every time, but somehow doesn't learn from these experiences (and I know he's able to learn, since he knows how to use the toilet).

Today, it was not enough to get stepped on and scream loudly. No, what did he do but run under my other foot to get a two-for-one deal.

The result? Well, think about it a moment. What is the normal reaction when one steps on a cat? Yes, exactly: you very quickly lift said foot up and correct your course. Now, what happens if the cat runs under your other foot in mid stride? Yeessss... you now have both feet off the ground, at the same time.

So, what happened to my tailbone? In a nutshell, I fell on my ass.

I am going to kick his very, very soon....